Thursday, November 1, 2012

Being a Vegitablearian

So, How was my life without meat, cheese, eggs and basically all animal products? Not bad actually.

I learned a lot of the things I thought I enjoyed actually aren't that important to me and that a lot of the foods I thought I enjoyed really just made me feel sick. 

It's important to eat regularly and have an energy source that takes longer to break down before a long trip, or when you might not have access to food for a while.  

I honestly hate how fresh foods spoil now. I think I should buy more freeze dried stuffs.

Yesterday I almost messed up. I put a half string cheese in my mouth. I now feel dirty and violated, I spit it out right away. 

I thought by the end of all this I'd really be dying for, like, a hamburger or something, what I really want is another of those Vegetarian Chapolte Burritos!


Friday, October 12, 2012

The Facebook Experiment: Results

I'm not going to post anything substantial here.

It took 14 days. 

Despite the futility, I am still an addict.

Pinterest is my methadone.

I warned you.

Monday, September 17, 2012

NANO update!

This is November I will be working an yet another project: a book titled "Insincerity: My Life Among the Lizard People"

Most of the story takes place at the same time, and in the same situations, as "In Sincerity: My Life Among the Animals" but it will be through Morbid's perspective instead of Dro's.

Yup, I'm finally writing about a human being!

I've been writing a prequel short story that will lead up to this novel quite well. It can be found on deviantart, here http://mormonhippie.deviantart.com/gallery/

It does need a lot of revision, so if you have any questions about the confusing narrative or setting please comment so I can address it.

I really like these stories because I'm able to communicate ideas that are important to me though them. However, I also want to make the story enjoyable enough to other people, even if they don't get those ideas.

So please leave feedback if you can!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Facebooking...and Griping

I've been on the geek sites (Livejournal, until I found out it was a whore-house of porn writers. Mugglespace, Youtube, Darkufo (for my LOST fix), and had mostly family members and close friends on Myspace.) for years.

But Facebook is something I entered slowly and cautiously. Mostly because I put my real name and identity are there.

Facebook does have a many practical uses. It does a good job of connecting people, helps us to share information quickly and efficiently. It does exactly what it's supposed to do.

I'm more concerned with what Facebook does not do...Primarily make social interactions as sincere and seamless as I want them to be.

I used to resent the fact that I had to accept 'friend'  requests from people who I really don't know well, in hopes of getting to know them well. (BECUZ THEY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU WERE TALKIN' TO DEM IN REAL LIFE!!)

This "friending to make friends" by the way, doesn't work. If someone extended a "Friend-ship" to you, it doesn't mean they want to get to know you better. 'Facebook Friends' are actually just aquainances. Aquaintances who have access to most of the stuff I write for my family and real friends, they can look at all of the stuff I "Like", where I work, how much school I've had, and as a result they get to make judgement about me.

(:D
The worst thing about this is it (at least at first, and at least for me) it creates the illusion of an interpersonal relationship, because they might know everything about you but still not "know you". Very sad.

Here are a few more of my gripes on facebook-style social networking.


  • Private Messages-In my opinion, some things are not private enough. Some things are, you know, private....meaning you don't talk about them with other people unless you are in each other's confidence. I have difficulty having confidence in someone I can't see. So, unless you're the deity I pray to, get to know me face to face before trying to 'get to know me' via PM.
(Plus, I don't want to hear IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE about your trip to the bishops office or the type and amount of sex you have had in the past.)




  • Trolling-You'd think there would be some accountability on a site like Facebook, where people pretty much know who you are (AND WHERE YOU LIVE!!) And there is more accountability...maybe...kinda...not really....They're actually proud of being jerks...kind of like Shrek is proud of being a smelly oger (ok, so we know he's actually ashamed of it sometimes, but he is never successful in changing his ways)

(Trolling? Facebook has no Trolls, they have OGERS!)

*Actually I think some of the breeds of Oger flourish particularly well in this habitat, they just have to know how to avoid the big billy goats gruff.


  • Tagging-The first time I was tagged at a Facebook event I was so confused about what "Tagging" was. How someone I hardly knew, picked me (and 27 others) out of a crowd. I pictured it in my head that there was some dude with a smartphone; "Oh, I see her, and her, and him!) CREEEPERS!


*A side adventure here is the time I created a Facebook event called "The Toilet" (or was it, The Bathroom"? I can't remember.) and tagged myself there. (Yes, it was very juvenile. XDD)


  • Friends-I'll admit I've added friends who ONLY were "Friends" because they vaguely remember seeing me at a real life event and then I was "tagged" on Facebook. Really kind of pathetic, now I have "Friends" who I don't know that I'll ever see again. 
  • Similar Interests/stalking-I'll admit I'm guilty of this. It's not exactly hard to do, as soon as you express an interest in a product or service little adds pop up showing you each and everyone on your friend's list who also "likes" that (It also suggests people who you can "suggest" the "like" to. 

Despite all of this, Facebook does make keeping in touch a lot easier. Very few people will know about this blog post until I post a link on Facebook next month.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Dr. Seuss Stuff

So, recently I've become interested in the life and work of Theodore Geisel.

To be honest, I was not a huge fan of most of his work as a kid. I did enjoy the "Beginner Books" series, but aside from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" my favorites from that line of books were "Are You My Mother?", and "Go, Dog Go!", both of which were written by P.D Eastman.

These stories resonated with my younger self because of their entertaining and resonating messages on self-worth and identity.  These stories stimulate the imagination while simultaneously teaching the fundamentals of language, as well as interpersonal and spacial relationships.

So what was wrong with Dr. Seuss when I was a kid and what has changed my perception of him as an adult?

Read on:


I'll start with Dr. Seuss' most popular work for children.

("The Cat in the Hat" or as I like to call it: "The Creepy Dude Who Breaks Into Your House When Your Parents Aren't Home.")

Exhibit A: The Cat

What's wrong with "The Cat" in the hat? Well, first of all, he's not a cat. Nope.

He's tall, cats aren't tall. He walks on two legs, cats walk on four. He has hands, cats don't have hands. He talks, cats don't talk. And, perhaps most importantly, he breaks into your house when your parents are away and cats....well...you get the picture.

The "Cat in the Hat" is a man. A man who was, apparently, waiting for your mom to leave so he could invite himself into your house and take liberties with all your stuff.

Now, I know what you thinking... "Oh, silly Mormonhippie, you have no imagination. This is creative. Isn't that what a cat would do? If he were a humanoid cat, he would pretend like he owned everything in the house."

No, and no.

Firstly, my imagination works fine (This is the stuff nightmares are made of. The cat is a serial killer! I swear I  will one day find him on Megan's List.) Secondly, it's clear, even to my 3-7 year-old self, that the only reason he's a "cat" is because Dr. Seuss needed to find a word that rhymed with "hat".

Want more proof he's a man?
( I rest my case.)

Exhibit B: The Story-line's Freudian elements

A few years ago, while doing research for some random, unrelated project. I found this:
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/CatInHat.html
(Yes, I did get funny looks in the library when I laughed uncontrollably about this.)

The bottom line for me is that while other people see Dr. Seuss' work as purely a creative and spontaneous expression, I see it as deliberately psudo-psychedelic. And the research I have done on his life and work so far has only confirmed that perception.

Q: So what changed my perception of Dr. Seuss' books?

A: Dr. Seuss Movies, (not the live action ones!).

Not only do they make the stories more accessible, they also highlight the themes that to often (I am ashamed to admit) went over my head as a kid.

They encouraged me to read up on more of Dr. Seuss' work (You know, outside of his "Begginer Books") So I rented all the Dr. Seuss books I could find at my local library and did research. And you know what? That dude wrote about some pretty deep stuff!

 I'll break down the one's I found most interesting here:

US Foreign Policy: "Horton Hears a Who" and "Horton Hatches an Egg".

Yes, Horton is the "Republican" so to speak. (Theodore Gessil was a Democrat) These two stories depict how America should behave toward the less fortunate in the world.

(I entertain myself wondering how "Horton Hatches an Egg" would fare in a movie adaption, I would particularly like a literal explanation of how *Spoiler alert: Mazie's baby became an elephant: END Spoiler Alert*)


Healthcare Accessibility: "You're Only Old Once"
This one was especially endearing to me, as I work in the health care industry and share some of the frustration depicted by the elderly Mr. Geisel as he tries to navigate the confusing world of western medicine.

My favorite quote from that book, I hope you enjoy:

They'll start questionnairing!
They will ask you point blank, how your parts are all fairing.

And your grandfather's parts. And Please try to recall if your grandma hurt most in spring or fall. Did your cousins have dreadful wild nightmares at night? Did they suffer such ailments as Bus Driver's Blight, Chimney Sweep's Stupor, or Prune Picker's Plight? And describe the main cause of your uncle's collapse. Too much alphabet soup? Or martinis. perhaps?


Environmentalism and the Consumerist Mentality: The Lorax

Before watching the movie, all I remembered from this story was that there was a really creepy guy with green hands who lived in a tower.

(With an imagination, this story automatically becomes PG-13)

Turns out the story is, like, a parable about the unwise use of environmental resources. The creepy dude seen above is "The Once-Ler". He is a 'Once'-ler because he insists on depleting the resources around him instead of using them more then once (i,e. in a sustainable way).

Even more interesting to me, is that the story (while largely about environmental impact and personal responsibility) presents the allegorical 'enviornmentalist' vs. 'businessman'  in an intelligent and non-condescending manner.

The Lorax is not a wise, all-knowing figure. In fact, he is quite an annoying character (Not un-like the stereotypical environmentalist!), he also doesn't actively do anything (aside from provide the voice of warning to the consumer/businessman) and he does NOT at any point in the original story present any compromise or solution to the dilemma WHATSOEVER!

In contrast, "The Once-Ler" as a character (aside from having a 'tude with The Lorax, and the whole creepy-hands thing) seems fairly benign.

(*Until he blindly chops down every last one of the exotic truffula trees.)

Every time The Lorax comes to speak with the Once-ler he's doing something I would consider useful.
One time the Lorax visits he's working in his office, the next he's fixing something in his pipe-shed, etc.

The Once-Ler is intelligent, and doesn't shy away from doing hard work. He's "being quite useful". He's not intentionally trying to hurt anyone, he's just living his life and trying to be successful at what he's good at. He resentfully ignores the warnings of the Lorax because, in his perception, the Lorax is just a jerk who doesn't want him to be successful. The same way some well meaning people whom I have respect for (I'm looking at you Rush Limbaugh) often discount what environmentalists without analytically assessing the environmental situation and their role in it.

My favorite quote in "The Lorax" touches on the misguided intentions of the protagonist.

I meant no harm. I most truly did not. But I had to grow bigger. So bigger I got. I biggered my factory. I biggered my roads. I biggered my wagons. I biggered the loads...I went right on biggering ... selling more Thneeds. And I biggered my money, which everyone needs.
So, guess what I appreciate most about Dr. Seuss work is his insight into human nature. Horton teaches us that we have the capacity to be kind (both collectively and individually), and that our kindness does make a difference.  Dr. Seuss knew that we all like to feel in control of our lives and bodies, the loss of control can be humiliating, but he found a way to see humor in this situation and so can we. The Lorax and, perhaps more importantly, The Once-Ler teach us that greed can take creativity and hard-work and turn them into a destructive force.

These are the types of topics most people would write an essay or a research paper about. They are important, they elicit thoughtful consideration, and the solutions are not easy.  He could have written an article, a research paper etc. But he chose to write a story, a children's story. Something short, concise, and accessible to children (and as it turns out, adults as well) yet thought provoking enough that people are still wonder about it twenty years after his death.



But that cat? Ugh, still not sure what he was on about. ;-)



Saturday, February 18, 2012

Question Marks and Exclamation Points

This picture brings a couple of things to mind. Some of them are hard to articulate in any other way then...

WHY?!?!

Why would someone choose this?!?  The concept is really confusing to me.

I realize there are quite a few people who do it and have no reservations but I personally struggle to understand it. Forever, there will be a person with 'your name on it' (So to speak) who you....the donor...will have nothing to do with.

Back when I was taking Anatomy, I had a lab partner who, along with her husband, had donated their respective gametes to a service like this.

The answer, for my lab partner, was money. Both the husband and wife were going to school and needed help paying tuition and expenses for themselves and their children.

I remember thinking, and trying to empathize: "Wow, it must be really tempting, having a simple procedure done and not have to worry about how you're going to pay for school."

Then recently I saw the picture above...and saw how much you actually get for it.

4500 dollars?

 That's all?? That's NOTHING?!

 REALLY?!

UGH, Just NO!!

I cannot conceive of such a sacrifice with so feeble a compensation!

Pathetic!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Re-Writer's Block

So frustrating. I have so much inspiration for writing but I can't find the write (right, sorry...) way to say it right now. I'm still editing my nano novel and I've discovered that I'm writing the main character too mellow.

*(Note: the main character is an Evil Lizard Person who was/is the villain in my 2010 nano novel. Whenever I read the lines he speaks in that book I cringe and visualize poking his eyeballs with a pin. He is NOT a nice guy. He's a two faced, back-stabbing, insincere, lying, obnoxious, hypocritical, EVIL lizard person.  How did I make him mellow? Really!)

The truth is, pretty early on I knew he wasn't going to stay a bad guy forever. In fact, in my Script frenzy (which I didn't finish all the way) he actually turns good. (I was so proud of myself for making that part happen and not having it feel too cheesy)

But 'My Life Among the Animals' is a Prequel. He's got to be TOTALLY obnoxious and evil in it or else it just ruins the whole point of writing his story in the first place. The character arc won't be complete.

I guess I should have waited, wrote this story first and then the Scriptfrenzy sequel. Now that I know what the problem is, I can write him a little more true to character. I'll have to re-arrange some things in the story-line though.

Just for kicks: here are pictures of three different kind of wristwatches.

Analogue
Steampunk
And Digital
Interesting, huh?