Les Miserables

(Note: This is still a work in progress...I love my long posts and I don't want to miss anything importiant for this one)

So remember when I said the next "Book vs. Movie" Post wouldbe on"The Tennant of Wildfell Hall"?

WELLLL....I lied.

(Sorry-not-sorry!)

About the same time I bought "The Tennant of Wildfell Hall" I also got the musical version of  Les Miserables. Even though the story itself is not entirely new to me, it's the first time I'd seen the story as a musical. 

It was life changing...

After watching  that, I read The Brick

re-watched the mini-series with Liam Neeson, 

and last week I completed my goal for this year to go to New York, and watch the musical on Broadway before it closes in September. 

I want to commemorate this journey by doing a comparative analysis of the versions I've seen so far here.

If you're not familiar with Les Miserables, the following analysis may not make a lot of sense to you.

 I'm not gonna attempt a synopsis of the whole plot, but the backbone of the saga is the story of a guy named Jean Valjean. 

Much of the story deals with how he breaks out of a cycle of destructive behavior in a society that sets people like him up for failure. 

If that sounds a bit Charles Dickens to you, you're not alone. I thought the exact same thing, especially after my first exposure to the story:

• 1998 Les Miserables Miniseries (2 hours, 39 minutes)-

(Very Oliver Twist)

The first time I saw this miniseries was about five years ago when I was visiting my Grandparents house. For all it's about callousness and darkness, it still somehow feels cozy. 

This story made me really attached to Jean as a character. All the time he's getting chased by the Inspector I'm like:

I think this story is excellent at (possibly more than any other performance adaption) telling Valjean's story, and making him accessible to modern audiences. What it's less good at is portraying the brutality and complexity of world that Jean inhabits (which is probably why they omit a lot of it), until the very last scene, and then [THING] happens...

One of the things I think is really cool about it is we don't find out what Jean actually did to become an "Unfortunate" until close to the end. We're invited to judge him, or withhold judgement, the same way Valjean's associates in the story are. 

We see him based on his actions, not on his past. So by the time you get to the end and Valjean finally confesses to his daughter this past misdeed he's been running from his whole life...

Verdict: 

• Les Miserables 2012 (2 hours, 40 minutes)- 

The covers look very similar, but it feels like watching a completely different story.

(And NOT just becuz of the music)

The whole story is on a grander scale: characters whose roles were minimized or omitted from the Liam Neeson miniseries get the spotlight here:

(The June Rebellion sub-plot has a lot more gravitas,

 and that opens a whole new level of #feels)

But especially...

("There...Out in the darkneessss...")

Because they use song to communicate dialogue and internal monologue, your get a lot more emotional range. The cinematography is also symbolic and stunningly beautiful.


The scope of the story is so vast, I think that most people can watch it and find at least one character who, or situation that, emotionally resonates with them. When I got to the end of the mini-series, I felt as if I'd missed something. This one felt complete.


Personal Story Time With Mormonhippie!

Even if you've not watched the musical, many people (eg. me) will know at least a few of the songs. Susan Boyle sings "I Dreamed A Dream" Peter and Evynne Hollens do a montage, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings "Bring Him Home"...

So it's very easy to start comparing the performance of these songs in the movie with the versions you've heard before. Which is exactly what I did, right up until Eddie Redmayne started singing Empty Chairs at Empty Tables.

 His performance was so powerful, and in the context the song was so meaningful, that it felt cheap and ridiculous to compare him to Peter Hollins.

 It's not just about how they sing, it's about the whole performance:

(And they nail it! One reviewer said: All the notes they don't hit with their voices, they hit with their faces. And I absolutely agree.)

As with any story that deals with these types of subject matter, sometimes it can be too dark heavy for some viewers. They tried to deal with that by adding comic relief in some weird places. The lovely-ladies sequence is almost painful to watch.
 My sister Ginger said: "It's kind of like they're trying to make this woman selling herself funny, and it's not."

Overall:

• Les Miserables AKA "The Brick" 1862 (TBD)-

This book reads like a two season television show, or a five season mini-series.

Its scope is pretty epic, and the characters are emotionally charged.

There's a lot of action and drama, and the story uses enough historical data to keep it all from seeming far fetched. However, this series also has its "filler episodes" and sometimes the plot seems a little convoluted. 

(Even though I actually really enjoyed that chapter) I felt like it was a similar experience to watching Game of Thrones (without the gratuitous sex). The plot is interesting, there are engaging characters and its easy to become invested in their journeys, but you have to be willing to indulge the writer occasionally. Thematically the story deals with change, and how individuals and societies (particularly France, where the story takes place) transform over time. Social and personal processes that appears to be painful, violent, or destructive are often the instruments of the creation of a better future. The four major characters are Valjean (Prisoner), Javert (Policeman), Thenardier (Criminal), and Marius (dorkface). A lot of the story focuses on the interactions these four people have over their life spans. The rest of the story deals with the true "main character": France. The affect this gives while reading is that the primary characters, while pretty well rounded of themselves, are facets of her personality.  My favorite part of the story is towards the end of Volume 1; where Valjean's walk with God takes an abrupt twist, and turns into a freaking marathon. I think it's the type of episode everyone has a different opinion on, but for me it turns the entire message of the series on its head. Kudos to Victor Hugo for taking a relatively simple concept and showing how complex it really is. I recommend this if you like history, long books, or Game of Thrones

Also featuring:

• Jean Valjean's Glooorrius mane of white hair...

• Javert is almost 15 years younger than him...so Valjean just thinks he's a punk.

• A Charming Young Man Capable of Shooting You Point Blank in the FACE!

Verdict: 

I recommend this if you like history and don't mind long books. You have to look at it as a series. It's not a book for you to conquer, you have to enjoy the journey. 

• Les Miserables Musical 1987 (2 hours, 55 minutes)-

OK, so now that I've read the book. I see that they've simplified the Jean as a character to highlight the change of heart that he goes through. I feel like this Musical!Jean is almost a composite of the best qualities of Book!Valjean and Book!Javert.


They do that to set up a dynamic that is present in the book and to represent the duality of these two characters.

Honestly, I think the Broadway version is the most streamlined version I've seen.

None of the characters seemed irritating. (Not even Marius, and I CAN'T STAND Brick Marius!)


Also Featuring:

• A heartbreaking, completely in-character, line from Grantaire the emo-manchild

Will the world remember you when you fall? Could it be your death means nothing at all?

• Also true to character, Enjorlas not hugging anyone during the song "Drink With Me" and just standing there awkwardly...(Even though he's the leader of this group, he's actually not close to anyone...seriously they fit in SO many details from the book!)

• Thenardier also gets the type of complexity he had in the book:

It's a world where the dog eats dog/and they kill for the bones on the street/and God in heaven?/He don't interfere/Cause He's dead as the stiffs at my feet.

• Valjean gets interaction with Eponine (Whoot, Whoot!)

• Eponine and Fantine are BFFs in the afterlife

Verdict:

(Sing with me now...):

"I did not live until today!!!!"

More comparative notes:

(You can stop reading now, unless you're a total nerd like me and want to hear my thoughts...)


Interestingly, I don't think that the book is the definitive version of this story, particularly where characterization is concerned.

In 'The Brick" Victor Hugo is more concerned with making his point about human nature than drawing realistic portrayals of people. Case in point: Jean Valjean is arguably the most important character in the story, and yet within the narrative he's treated as an enigma. He's the focus of a lot of narrative, but we don't have his point of view (courtesy of Victor Hugo's heavy-handed narrative voice), and often times we're not even sure if the character the narrative is following is Jean or not, because he's using an assumed name.

Similarly, in the first half of the book Inspector Javert is characterized as a closed-minded, secular Monk...A characterization that directly contradicts his behavior in the second half of the book where he thinks and writes about the way the system treats criminals. He is personally a lot more compassionate towards them...even the Patron Minette. Especially when you compare his behavior towards them with...say...Fantine...

There is ample evidence of a gradual character transformation but because of the narrative form M. Hugo has chosen, we aren't privy to it. Victor Hugo is less concerned with acknowledging the complexity these characters than sharing his vision of human nature and the meaning of life.

One good side to this broad characterization is that it gives adaptations a lot of free reign over how they choose to portray the characters. I almost feel like this is the type of classic story that, like A Christmas Carol, I could watch in twenty different versions again and again and it'll never get old, because each filmmaker/editor will bring a bit of their own vision into it. Appropriately, the film-adapted versions of this story expand upon these characters to make their viewpoints more personal and relateable. Unfortunately, they haven't yet been able to capture the subtle nuances, or gradual changes in the character's arc.

In film adaptions, Javert is portrayed more simplistically character, and the narrative focus on Vajean almost deifies him as god-like in his capacity for compassion, rather than as a man who continually struggles with psychological issues.

Liam Neeson Version:

• Canon Adherence-

-I think its cool that almost everyone looks the way they are described in the book. Cosette has brown hair and isn't a supermodel, Fantine and Jean have lighter colored hair, Marius is slender and has black hair. Jean is huge and buff.

The exception is Inspector Javert. However, I think Captain Barbossa did a wonderful job acting wise, so I don't mind.

-In the trial room, addressing his old gang-mates. Kind of not sure if he'll speak up or not. That was pretty cool!

-Valjean basically memorizes the town charter so he can win an argument with The Inspector.

-Cosette is knitting and Jean pays for her to play, does mirror one of the book.

-Cosette as a slightly neurotic convent schoolgirl destined to become a nun.

-The Inspector has a boss.

-Toussant has a lisp.

-The relationship between Fachelevant and Valjean is explained a bit more (even though they CHANGED Fachelevant's name!)

-Gavroche has his "babies"     /cry

-We see the inspector writing the letter, but we don't get to see what it says.

• Canon Divergence-

-In the book, Valjean became literate while he was in prison and afterwards he has no learning deficits of any kind. 

This is one of those areas I felt I had to suspend disbelief, not because I think it's impossible for someone to learn that quickly but because it was clearly a device used by the author to bypass some rather important character development.  I loved having Vajean learn how to read slowly, and having him dealing with insecurities of being a poor reader as a businessman. I feel like I could relate to his journey a lot better when he's not a genius, when he has some difficulties to work though, it makes him more human. 

-In the book, Valjean leaving M-sur-M was on a sour note. Everybody just assumed the worst of him, and his business was inherited by greedy people and the whole town went kerplunk. 

In this movie, Valjean transferred ownership of his company to the employees, which I think was a smart move. I like business-savy!Valjean.

-The Inspector is unjust and is motivated by prejudiced against Fantine.  This was done to make him a villain. 

-Fantine/Valjean is an actual thing so YAY!!

/happydance!

There's something oddly gratifying about Valjean banging the Inspector's head against the wall.

-Aside from the villainous Inspector, there actually is a good police officer. I don't know his name, but I really liked him. 

-Cosette and Valjean actually work through conflict and COMMUNICATE. There's an actual reason Valjean ends up becoming the champion of Cosette and Marius' ship. WHoot Whoot!

-Marius is a leader in the revolution and Enjorlas is his second in command. Marius isn't as annoying, but also Enjorlas is basically Enjorlas in name only.

-No teenage Eponine 

-The Villainous Inspector provokes attacks, and also is an incompetent liar...

-No mention of Valjean being in the National Guard.

-Valjean likes to pretend he's all Zen:

"I don't hate you, I don't feel anything"

Um..I've read you, and Um...YES YOU DO!

-There is no key to the sewer exit. He just lifts a little bar.

-The Inspector's final act of mercy comes across as a lot more poignant than in other versions. Like, in a really pathologic type way...

Wolverine/Gladiator Version-

• Canon Adherence-

This one actually has a lot of really cool things that reference the book:

-Cosette meets Jean in the woods, and fall in parent/child love.

(Side note: I found out Hugh Jackman's children are adopted. Can we say "awww!")

-The whole scene where Cosette and Jean Valjean are being chased by Javert and Co. is from the book, down to the part where Valjean rips off his cravat to help little Cosette navigate a wall. Because apparently Jean-le-Cric, human corkscrew, whose arms and torso are the far-REEKING JAWS OF LIFE cannot carry an emaciated 8 year old girl on his back.

(Yeah, Right Jean...)

-Gavroche lives in an elephant statue (in the book, the elephant statue has a whole backstory).

-The whole scene with Inspector Javert turning himself in to Le Maire.

(In the book, it's really funny. I imagine Javert getting all Whiny and hitting Le Maire's desk with his fist: "Wwhat? You won't fire me?! WHY NOT?!! Comon, If I can dish it out I can take it, too!!" This 40 year old man, transformed into a pubecent kid for like, 15 minutes.)

-The butterflies in the Fachelevant's garden

-Enjorlas and Grantaire's final scene is very similar to the book

-The "Barricade Boys" (In the book, called "The Friends of the ABC") are in character.

-Enjorlas, Eponine, and Grantaire actually look the way they are described.

• Canon Divergence

-Nobody looks the way they are described in the book except for Eponine, Enjorlas, and Grantaire. Javert has facial hair, so I guess that counts, too.

-Movie!Valjean is a lot more bold than Book!Valjean. I almost feel like he's a composite of Book!Valjean and Book!Javert.

-The Thenardiers are used as comic relief, their antics come across as humorous at times. In the book, they're more tragic. They do some pretty atrocious things and we're forced to recognize that to some degree they still deserve our sympathy. 

-Javert has a bigger role at the Barricade in the movie. In the book he was almost reluctant to be there at all because he knows the kids aren't bad.

-The Start of Javert's turning point is Gavroche, in the book it's Eponine (They're both Thenardiers so I suppose it's not a big difference).

-Javert and Valjean are both earnest Christians. In the book, only Valjean is. The Thenardiers also claim to be Christian. This allows the story to become an powerful analysis of Christianity and theology.

Broadway Version-

I already mentioned some of the more significant similarities to the book in the main article. So I'll add some book trivia/speculation here:

• Brick Canon -

-On Valjean/Javert:

The dichotomy of these two characters is something I don't think I understood at first. Then I learned that Valjean and Javert are partially based off of the same real life individual. A man named Eugene Vidocq who was (you guessed it: a criminal turned detective) who founded the study of criminology and the french national police and his own private detecive agency: the study of criminals and why people commit crimes.

Whose life is probably more facinating than anything found in this book.

His life is every bit as facinating as this book and even more dynamic.

What changed Vidocq's life? What motivated him to stop being a criminal and start fighting criminals? Didn't have such a powerful change of heart as Valjean did (although he did open a factory, and employeed primarily criminals one up from Jean...)

He was a trouble-maker as a kid, and for a while that was just the way he chose to make his way in the world. He lived that way until he decided to become a police informant, after he saw the end his friends were comming to.
Founded a paper factory, hired criminals.

Vidocq believed himself to be of the same character as a law defender as he was a criminal. "Wait a minute, I'm the same guy I used to be. I'm just doing different stuff."



You know that really awesome line that reveals Javert's backstory:

"I was born with scum like you/I am from the gutter too"

Well, you can hardly hear it in the Broadway version, they cut out some of Valjean's lines in the Wolverine/Gladiator version because the filmmakers were smart and realized if you miss this you're missing a very important part of the story! The whole freaking reason we set these two characters up as symbolic opposites in the first place only to realize that THEY'RE NOT OPPOSITES AT ALL...

In the book, they do some really weird things to explain Javert and Valjean's characters. 

(Yes, I know it's actually a coyote)

The narrator describes people with a pathologic mindset as wolves. He repeatedly refers to Valjean as a wolf, and he introduces Javert as 'a dog who was born into a wolf-family and then grew up to kill his wolf-parents and wolf-brothers and sisters'. 

(I'm sorry, WHUT?!)

I don't know what kind of animal documentaries Victor Hugo's been watching, but apparently I've been missing out

To make matters more complicated, Javert is the one who displays predatory behavior throughout the story. While, most of the time, all we see Valjean do is struggle to suppress it. 

So who's the real wolf here?

So I went online, and read some reviews and I finally found an explanation that makes sense:

Javert is a wolf and always has been (just like Valjean) he just looks enough like a dog when he's wearing a collar to pass for one. He's channeling all of his killer instincts into capturing criminals instead of committing crimes. 

(^^That's the exact choice he faced as a teenager!)

While Valjean fights against this instinct, Javert found a way to use it. They're both exhibiting a different type of restraint and attempting to channel their pathological mindset into productive avenues. The difference is Javert thinks he can do it alone, and Valjean knows he can't.

-On Just book!Javert:

In every performance adaption I've seen, they really make it seem like Javert is obsessed with finding Valjean for a really long time. So I was surprised to find out that in The Brick, he's obsessed with bringing down a criminal organization in Paris (Becuz he's awesome like that). Towards Valjean, most of the time he's just like "Hmm...I wonder what happened with that guy?" 

Victor Hugo purposefully writes his characters as characatures of themselves: they're stylized with bold strokes so that Victor as a writer can be on his little soap box and make his point about humanity. But it is cool to see that he has thought about them in relation to actual physical people. Javert represents and idea, but he also represents a type of person. 

Basically he's all stuffy at the beginning and by the end it's all


-Bishop Charles Myriel:

He's got a whole backstory and everything, it's awesome.




-On Just Valjean:


When we first meet Valjean, he's not immediately a sympathetic figure; he's actually quite sinister. Even after he is "Saved", he's steals this little kid's lunch money.

He doesn't quite fathom the profound change taking place within him, or the journey that he's embarking on; ultimately all he's capable of is one step of faith at a time. And that's enough,

The most powerful aspect of his story, for me, is whenever he has a period of self-reflection: he always comes out realizing he's sill the same man he was when he left Toulon. In the terminology of my religion, we'd probably say he feels the influence of the "natural man" working within him. And he's not comfortable with himself, he doesn't like himself. Honestly towards the end, it made me really sad. I felt like he should be "fixed" by now, after all the good he's done.


You would not believe the intense logic discussions that have taken place in my brain because of these characters:

Me: "Why isn't he fixed? Isn't that supposed to be how it works?"
Me: "Well, yeah. But only with God. He's trying to be Javert, he's trying to let his works save him."
Me: "But it's his IDENTITY he can't stand! He hates being Jean Valjean, he'd rather be Fachelevant, or Le Maire or one of his other aliases so he can pretend his past doesn't exist."
Me: "And he didn't loose his family...and become a gangmember...and do and witness horrible things. Post Traumatic Stress will do that to you."
Me: "So basically God doesn't cure your infirmities."
Me: "No, he redeems you of them. It's like 'Yeah, you've fallen short. You're not good enough, but that's OK."
Me: "But wouldn't that bring him peace?"
Me: "PTSD, remember? Peace is relative. For him knowing that not being OK is OK."
Me: "OoooooOOOOooohhhh...."

This book can get really cerebral...


Seriously though, I really do love that Jean can have those moments and still be the absolutely flawless, awesome guy I believe he is.



-On Marius:

Marius in the book is actually a pretty horrible person. Like, he actually doesn't care about social welfare, he just cares about what befits him personally. Where Movie!Marius will be sad he lost all his friends, book Marius doesn't care. I don't want to make it sound like he's a villain, but he is a "nice guy" in the worst sense of the word.

(Even Valjean hates him)

He's really selfish, he never merits any of his good fortune. I try to pass this off as Victor Hugo using him as another example of how grace works; all these people died so he can be an unmerited recipient of their labors. But I actually just think Victor just had a weird sense of romanticism...kind of like a Male Bella Swan.

-On Cosette:

I really feel like Victor Hugo Nerfed her character development. Like, she's got all these questions, trying to discover her past, dealing with issues. And then Marius comes along and she becomes a non-entity. Boo!

-Enjorlas:

Just Ugh! He's so boss! I so hope Javert got to see him [spoiler omitted].


-Thenardier:

I almost feel like the Thenardier family can be read as also one entity, even though in the story they hardly interact as a family at all.

The head of the family is No-first-name Thenardier. I don't know if Victor Hugo was just being lazy in not giving him a first name, if he wanted his name to be synonymous with the whole family, or if he wanted all of the family members to be synonymous with him.

 Most of the other poor characters are treated as "Unfortunates" M. Thenardier is "Infamous"This means that most of his misfortune is self-inflicted, he are not so much a victim of society as he is a victim of himself:


"Thenardier possessed all that is required to make [himself]... a [successful] honest trader...a good bourgeois* [but he still grew up to be a crook]."



(*Conventional middle class dude)



It's an interesting counterpoint to almost every other character in the book; even the members of the Patron-Minette are treated with more sympathy. In some ways, this feels really cheap...I mean, you excuse away serial killers and assassins as victims of society, but this guy...he's just a bad egg.

After giving this some thought, I think this is another one of the many times Mister Hugo is trying to be unnecessarily poetic. (See Also: Javert the Cannibal Puppy)

When you consider that this book isn't just discussing Thenardier as an individual, but rather as a caricature, or a type of person, a focus starts to take shape. Particularly when you compare his personality description to that of his children:

Thenardier has a lot of children, and he has basically nil nurturative influence on them at all, so basically whatever they got from him, is a reflection of biological inheritance; 

Eponine actually claims this when she does something super gutzy and punk:

 "I'm not the daughter of a dog, [...] I'm the daughter of a wolf."

Basically, she's inherited his temperament and because of that she's brave, tenacious, willful and determined to get what she wants even if it hurts other people, or herself. 

Gavroche is basically her foil: the hero to Eponine's villain: He's got the same (Thenardier) tenacity and cunning, but, while she uses it to exploit others for her own warped benefit; he demonstrates compassion, selflessness, and generosity. 

So this is who the Thenardiers are: Cunning people who can make what they want out of their lives, become whatever they choose, regardless of their circumstances. Considering how dogmatic all of M. Hugo's other characters are represented, this breakmakes them a breath of fresh air.

Another interesting point about the Thenardiers is that all the Thenardier POV characters get "happy endings" (if not conventional ones).

Think about it:

Gavroche has arguably the most gut-wrenching death in the story, cuz he's so young, But Victor Hugo points out that his death is  not a tragedy because his life had no potential for betterment any way. At least he was able to die with purity and dignity, and a relative degree of happiness...and not become his father's son as he was destined to be if he did grow up.

Dying is the best thing that ever happened to him...

In addition to having no potential for future happiness, Eponine was also aware of that fact (unlike her brother). From her own point of view, her death was fulfilling because she was able to plan her exit the way she wanted (like a romance, in the arms of her "one true love").

And Dad-Thenardier? Well, he actually gets away with all of his schemes, moves to america to sell slaves to plantation owners. 

Nice...

I wanna see a version where he's the main character! His role in the war, adventures with Marius' dad, 15 minutes of fame stuff...That would be fascinating!

Other Versions I want to see:

-The Modern AU

^^^ which was an actual thing, btw

-The Anime One (with subs in english, of course)

-The 1950-ish one where Valjean gets held hostage by the Thenardiers


-The one where all the characters are represented by their animal avatars:

Jean is a wolf
Cosette is a lark
etc.

(There isn't one, but I would so watch it).



-A version where Javert is Half-Romani (As he is implied to be in the book), and Marius' Dad is an actual character.

Stories I Can't Find

Lost Stories: I read these a long, long time ago and now I can't find them. If you know where they are, I will be forever grateful.

Collecting Emilys-

This one is a murder mystery, but not the type where the case gets solved at the end. A detective notices that a lot of people with the same last name are dying and gets really suspicious. Word gets out there's a serial killer targeting people of a certian last name. A small boy with the last name is playing his yard and talks to a stranger. The stranger tells him, "Your mom is really lucky her son is cute." and the boy lives. Later, a group of people in a diner are sitting around discussing the mysterious killer their favorite theories regarding his origins and why he is targeting people with the specific last name . One of the guys gives a theory that the killer is playing a game with the authorities: he picks a random characteristic that people may share (in this case, a last name) and targets these people exclusively until the police catch on to what he's doing.

Everyone in the diner is super-weirded out with the guy, but eventually the group disbands, and the guy and a girl named Emily are the only one's left. They continue to talk about the killings and the girl says something like, "well at least they (the authorities) are on to him now." and the guy is like, "They're not going to catch him, the fun is over once they figure out what characteristic he's targeting people by." now he'll just pick another random characteristic. The story ends with Emily (the idiot) has agreed to allow this guy to accompany her across town. And the guy says "Collecting Emilllllllyyyyyyysss"

Highway Robbery-

These two guys are trying to get to this place and they're driving their car across the desert or somewhere. No civilization for miles and miles and miles, and their care is having touble and then they find this kind of rest stop with this auto mechanic's garage.

Basically the auto mechanic keeps finding new stuff wrong with their car so that he can fix it and make more money. You (the reader) feel real bad for the guys because they keep talking about the place that they need to get to, and they're being swindled by this auto-mechanic guy.

At the end of the story, the guys finally get away from the mechanic with their car...Turns out these two guys were actually robbers on their way to rob a bank.

The One With the Girl And The Cat and the Teacher/Neighbor-

This middle school girl is kind of lonely, she has a mom and a dad and a brother. Her teacher is this middle-aged lady. One day she and her family go to this county fair thing and someone is selling a liter of kittens, she falls in love with one of them but doesn't have enough money for it. She can't persuade anyone to give her the extra two dollars or whatever for the kitten, So she steals her teacher's wallet and takes the two dollars to buy the cat.

I'm sure theirs other stuff that happens in the story but all I remember is that every time she looked at this cat that she loved, she was reminded of something she did that was wrong. And every time she's around the teacher/neighbor he has to pretend like they're all friends and everything's normal and "no I never did steal your wallet out of your purse. nope, not me."

At the end the teacher kinda knew about it all along, she get's confronted by the teacher and the two eventually share ownership of the cat. Like, where the cat stays with her part time, and visits the teacher/neighbor part time.

Yes that is a super cheesy ending. But it was sooooo sweet that this girl was so conflicted about it through the whole story and the sharing of the pet was a really meaningful reconciliation. 

Of course, she could have just PAID THE FREAKING TWO DOLLARS BACK...

But wasn't just about the repaying of a debt, more like the rebuilding of a friendship. 

Short Stories

I haven't had time to read a novel in a while. So I've been reading a collection of short stories and speeches from books I find randomly.

There are some benefits to reading short stories instead of full length novels. Some of them are just as enticing as a full length novel (...a few of them are more so!), and they don't occupy a lot of your time. Even if they do suck (Which happens...too frequently.) at least you didn't waste a whole lot of time on them.

I've complied a list of five of my favorite short stories below.

1) Fall of the House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe

(No good pictures of this one, Sorry.)

One-Liner Version of The Story: It's about a guy gets invited to his friend's house, and it's scary.

My Take On The Story: Obviously there's a lot more to the story then the one-liner would suggest. Roderick Usher is sick and scared and doesn't want to be alone so calls for his only best friend to come and stay with him. Touched by Roderick's plea, (...or suckered) The Nameless Narrator goes to Roderick's creepy house for an extended stay.

Most reviews I've read about it center around how Mr. Poe used words to create this really, really creepy place (The House). One reviewer commented that the character's should be considered the objects in the story while The House is the real character. 

I disagree.

While that atmosphere was a really cool aspect of the story, I think the coolest part of it is how Roderick and Madeline develop throughout the story. They kind of unravel like a mystery (A mystery that is never fully solved, sadly.).

At the start of the story, the Narrator (and by extension, the reader) doesn't even know Madeline exists.

Roderick's BFF (AKA The Narrator): "Uh, there's this really creepy lady walking over there!"

Roderick: "Oh, yeah. That's my sister."

Roderick's BFF: "You never told me you had a sister!" 

Roderick: "You can't talk to her, she's sick."

Roderick's BFF: "OK."

[Later]

Roderick: "My sister died, we need to take her body to the crypt RIGHT next to my house." 

Roderick's BFF: "OK."

(Later, as Roderick and his BFF pay their respects)

Roderick's BFF: "I'm so sorry about your sister. I never got to talk to her but she looks like she was a...uh....Wowsa! She was a babe! She looks JUST like YOU...I mean...you only a Hot Chick and all."

Roderick: "Yes, we were very much alike.  It's so sad to lose my twin."

Roderick's BFF: "WHAT?? You didn't tell me she was your twin! We grew up together all our school years and your TWIN SISTER never came up." 

Roderick: "Hmmm...his crypt is really creeping me out, how bout we go upstairs and read ghost stories."

Roderick's BFF: "Seems legit."

Because we get a bunch of little hints that there is more going on then what Roderick is telling you, we get to draw our own conclusions about why *SPOILER ALERT* Madeline was buried alive and returned from the grave to take revenge on her murderous brother.*End spoiler*

So here are my conclusions: The Narrator is a dolt and Roderick is lying. The House is not haunted and it is not what's making the Ushers sick. Madeline, Roderick, and their ancestors poisoned the house, made it a horrible palace to be...made it cursed and haunted.  

2) The Smith of Wootton Major by JRR Tolkien

(Picture source: http://browse.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Cake-366624196)

(Yes, THAT JRR Tolkien. No, there are no Hobbits.)

One-Liner Version: Cake can change your life, ;) fairy-tales are sacred. 

My Take On The Story: 

I think it's pretty masterful how Tolkien crafted this story. 

Tolkien is throwing you (the reader) into a plot, and then gives you the background info as the story progresses. (Kind of like The Fall of the House of Usher, only cooler because we don't get killed at the end.) We (The reader) don't understand the Baker, or his Apprentice at the start. And even though Baker disappears shortly afterward, we continue to learn about him and the kind of life he must have led throughout the story.

The overall message is that there is more to the world then what we see. That ordinary people can be inspired from the realm beyond. And that it is important to recognize the source of inspiration and not mock it.

My favorite character was Prentice. I liked the little hints about his character all throughout the story. He's a teenager at the start, he get's all offended and angsty about the fairy-figurine because *SPOILER ALERT*he feels like his wife is being mocked.*END SPOILER.*

My Conclusion/Recommendation: 

If you're interested in finding out more about Professor Tolkien and how he saw the world, read this short story. It starts out feeling like a fairy-tale, but it's really a story about how important fairy-tales are in developing us as people. Smith recognizes how the gift of the fay-star has blessed him and his family, and *SPOILER ALERT*returns the favor by passing it along to another little kid. *End Spoiler*

On a side note, *SPOILER ALERT* Tolkien doesn't tell us the circumstances of Alf's banishment to Wootton, we don't know if it was by choice or because he needed to learn a lesson. However, because his first reaction to being re-instated as King of Fay was to say "Boy-ah!" to the guy who bullied him his whole life, I think it was probably a bit of both. Perhaps Prentice and the Queen of Fay were in a bad way, and he left to sort things out. *SPOILER ALERT*

3) Snow White and Rose Red

(WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A FILM OF THIS YET????????????????? It should totally look like this:

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I keep reading in other people's reviews of this story (how else am I supposed to talk to people about these stories, no one I know has read them!) that say this is the most random fairy-tale ever. 

UM. HAVE YOU READ The ORIGINAL GOLDEN GOOSE STORY? Because this seems WAY less random to me. And it has a cool point.

One-Liner Version: (For me) Two sisters try to help people and it doesn't always work out, but helping others is always the right thing to do.

My Take On The Story: 

These two deserve to be Disney princesses! 

"They often ran about the forest alone and gathered red berries, and no beasts did them any harm, but came close to them trustfully."

(Does this not sound familiar?)

Here's another interesting note about the nature of the two should-be-disney-princesses: 

"Snow-white was more quiet and gentle than Rose-red. Rose-red liked better to run about in the meadows and fields seeking flowers and catching butterflies; but Snow-white sat at home with her mother, and helped her with her house-work, or read to her when there was nothing to do."

So, we have two princesses...two different types of women, who love and value each other. DISNEY ARE YOU LISTENING????

ANYWAY

....Two sisters repeatedly try to help an ungrateful, greedy Lizard Person...sorry...I mean dwarf and his adversary, a Gentlemanly-Bear (who actually turns out to be a prince...oh, and he has a brother too!) 

*ahem* 

Eventually it is revealed that the Dwarf is a sorcerer who has trapped a prince in bear-from, Snow White and Rose Red free the prince who is then re-united with his brother (Who is also a prince). Then Snow White and Rose Red each marry one of the princes. 

My Conclusion: 

OK so maybe it is a little random, it's a tale I think a lot of people who like sarcastic psudo-fairytales could actually appreciate this real one.

I mean, come on!  It's about two sisters making their way in the world and still trying to be good people.  Just make it a Disney movie already!

4) The Loathly Lady (Geoffrey Chaucer's The Wife of Bath's Tale)

This is my favorite of Chaucer's Tales!

One-Liner Version: A determined woman can have it all. 

My Take On The Story: (Note: There area a bunch of different versions so this little review will probably be a composite of what I can remember about them.)  In this story, King Arthur needs a woman's insight in order to defeat an evil-Knight. A very smart, but extremely ugly woman agrees to help but only if she can marry one of the knights of the Round Table. After some hesitation, he agrees and is triumphant over the evil-knight. The ugly woman returns to the court and is honored by the king, queen and the knights. They come to know her as a wise, intelligent, cunning and charismatic woman. One of the knights feels duty bound and agrees to marry her. 

After their wedding, right before they are about to go to bed together, the knight starts crying (That's just sad right there.) The ugly woman explains that she doesn't want to be ugly...she is cursed, she can be beautiful, or she can be an intelligent and wise.

She gives him the choice. "Which would you want me to be?" 

The Husband-knight thinks about it for some time, but can't decide what he wants. Ultimately, he defers to her judgement.

"I think you should choose." He says.

What does she choose????

(DRUMROLL!!!)

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(She chooses both, silly!)

She chooses the to be both beautiful and intelligent (...because that somehow is allowed by the curse...but only if he defers to her. Go figure.)

They live happily ever after...

My conclusion:

I think that Knight really, really wanted like...a normal looking wife. I mean, maybe he got to know her her personality and charisma a little bit before they got married but that's not what induces a guy to marriage (it may be what keeps a guy in marriage though). By giving him the choice, the ugly wife made him recognize that his judgement was not infallible. If he tried to control her for either end, he would regret it later.

(This next part is purely my opinion)>>>I don't care what the "Ugly Woman" professes in the story, she "cursed" herself. If you want a man to love you for your intellect, you have to prove to him how smart you are. She definitely proved that. Kudos, My Loathly Lady!

5) A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle

(http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Irene-Adler-and-Godfrey-Norton-291687052)

One-Liner Version: Irene gets what she wants.

My Take On The Story: Unfortunately, no film adaption I've seen quite captures the remarkable Irene Adler as well as the original short story. They focus on the fact that Sherlock becomes enamored with her (kind of) and invent a love story for the two.

Irene is not a villainess. She's been an "Adventuress", living life for the kicks (sing at the opera, travel the world, hang out as consort to a powerful political figure.) And now, she's finally met the right man and she's ready to settle down. 

Blackmail is just the practical thing to do...

She doesn't got head-to-head with Sherlock in this story...she doesn't need to. She's too busy getting ready to be married! 

My conclusion: Sherlock might have come to idealize her, but the feeling was not reciprocated.  She "Found a better man than him." in her husband Godfrey. 

Here are a few more good short stories that I like (But don't worry, I won't talk about them), here they are:

• Some Words With A Mummy by Edgar Allan Poe.

• I Am A Zombie Filled With Love by Isaac Marion.

• I Sing the Body Electric by Ray Bradbury (actually this is a collection of short stories, my favorite is the one where the woman gives birth to the baby who looks like a blue pyramid...I'm serious! It was really good!)

Enjoy!