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Monday, September 28, 2015

Scary Story Autumn Advent Calendar: Day -3




"Once there was a girl named jenny
She was like all the other girls
except for one thing.
She always wore a green ribbon 
around her neck."

Does anyone else remember this story? 

It scared the crap out of me as a kid. It's from this book, in case you want to scar your children for life or something;



Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Stories I Can't Find

Lost Stories: I read these a long, long time ago and now I can't find them. If you know where they are, I will be forever grateful.

Collecting Emilys-

This one is a murder mystery, but not the type where the case gets solved at the end. A detective notices that a lot of people with the same last name are dying and gets really suspicious. Word gets out there's a serial killer targeting people of a certian last name. A small boy with the last name is playing his yard and talks to a stranger. The stranger tells him, "Your mom is really lucky her son is cute." and the boy lives. Later, a group of people in a diner are sitting around discussing the mysterious killer their favorite theories regarding his origins and why he is targeting people with the specific last name . One of the guys gives a theory that the killer is playing a game with the authorities: he picks a random characteristic that people may share (in this case, a last name) and targets these people exclusively until the police catch on to what he's doing.

Everyone in the diner is super-weirded out with the guy, but eventually the group disbands, and the guy and a girl named Emily are the only one's left. They continue to talk about the killings and the girl says something like, "well at least they (the authorities) are on to him now." and the guy is like, "They're not going to catch him, the fun is over once they figure out what characteristic he's targeting people by." now he'll just pick another random characteristic. The story ends with Emily (the idiot) has agreed to allow this guy to accompany her across town. And the guy says "Collecting Emilllllllyyyyyyysss"



Highway Robbery-

These two guys are trying to get to this place and they're driving their car across the desert or somewhere. No civilization for miles and miles and miles, and their care is having touble and then they find this kind of rest stop with this auto mechanic's garage.

Basically the auto mechanic keeps finding new stuff wrong with their car so that he can fix it and make more money. You (the reader) feel real bad for the guys because they keep talking about the place that they need to get to, and they're being swindled by this auto-mechanic guy.

At the end of the story, the guys finally get away from the mechanic with their car...Turns out these two guys were actually robbers on their way to rob a bank.



The One With the Girl And The Cat and the Teacher/Neighbor-

This middle school girl is kind of lonely, she has a mom and a dad and a brother. Her teacher is this middle-aged lady. One day she and her family go to this county fair thing and someone is selling a liter of kittens, she falls in love with one of them but doesn't have enough money for it. She can't persuade anyone to give her the extra two dollars or whatever for the kitten, So she steals her teacher's wallet and takes the two dollars to buy the cat.

I'm sure theirs other stuff that happens in the story but all I remember is that every time she looked at this cat that she loved, she was reminded of something she did that was wrong. And every time she's around the teacher/neighbor he has to pretend like they're all friends and everything's normal and "no I never did steal your wallet out of your purse. nope, not me."

At the end the teacher kinda knew about it all along, she get's confronted by the teacher and the two eventually share ownership of the cat. Like, where the cat stays with her part time, and visits the teacher/neighbor part time.

Yes that is a super cheesy ending. But it was sooooo sweet that this girl was so conflicted about it through the whole story and the sharing of the pet was a really meaningful reconciliation. 

Of course, she could have just PAID THE FREAKING TWO DOLLARS BACK...

But wasn't just about the repaying of a debt, more like the rebuilding of a friendship. 

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Hobbit Stinks!! Part 3

Now that I've gotten all that nostalgia off of my chest...


I have to be straight with you, when we got out of the theater and everyone in my party was gushing over the movie and saying, "I can't think of anything they did wrong." 

I was thinking, "Welll...I can think of like five things." But I didn't say anything cuz that would be a JERK thing to do...

Just like those guys in the back of the theater who were bashing Legolas and talking about how stupid the dwarves were RIGHT BEFORE THE FRIKIN' MOVIE!

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If you haven't seen the movie, this post will probably not make any sense to you. And even if you have seen it, there's no guarantee that my command of the english language will be decipherable.

But just in case: Be advised, this post contains spoilers for The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies.

This post is the third and last in a series exploring why the movies in The Hobbit Franchise Stink.

Here is part one (I also explain what it means for a movie to stink in this post, it's not always a bad thing)

Here is part two 

Here is Part Three:

Changes That Didn't Stink (as bad)

  • Attack on Dol Guldur 
I'd been waiting for this scene ever since I found out they were expanding The Hobbit's plot beyond Bilbo's POV. Gandalf tells Bilbo about how he and the rest of the White Council stormed the Necromancer's lair and drove him out of Mirkwood. A bunch of magic people casting out a dark sourceror sounds preety cool, it's even cooler when the Necromancer is actually a disguised Sauron and the "Magic People" are all your favorite mentor-characters from LOTR

IT FINALLY HAPPENS!!! and it did not disappoint. In LOTR, you feel like you're seeing them waining, here you get to see them fight in their hay-day.


(they should do this more often)

My only gripe is: the scene was over pretty fast. :(
  • Thranduil
This one is mixed for me. Thranduil in the movies is a very different type of person than he is in the book. Its as if they took a guy with the exact same tragic back story and had him deal with that trauma in a completely different way. 

Thranduil is a seriously damaged dude.

(And not just cuz of his face)

I was watching waiting for the moment when this character was going to get confronted with the magnitude of the destruction that's going on around him. (and kinda go "hey, maybe I should not be such a jerkface") A moment moves him to pity his destitute human neighbors, or recognize/regret his role in magnifying a political dispute.

That moment did not happen

(Don't even get your hopes up for a Thorin/Thranduil reconciliation...not going to happen...)

Thranduil has so many examples of good behavior around him. Bard, Bilbo, Gandalf, Tauriel, Legolas and he takes absolutely none of them to heart. 

I won't say he's heartless, but he might be the most cold-hearted primary character in these movies. When helps the people of Laketown, but makes it clear he's only doing this so he can get his monies. He has this moment during the battle where he stops and looks around at the loss of life around him, but wherase in the book takes into the account the loss of all life (goblins, dwarves, humans, elves) Thranduil is ONLY looking at his own people.

He has this great opportunity to tell his son that he loves him and he chooses not to. And the reconciliation arc between himself and Tauriel is very self-referential. He's talking about her heartbreak, but he's really talking about his own. 

In general, Thranduil is beyond empathy for anything that doesn't affect him personally. AND HE DOESN'T CHANGE.

Usually, this is the type of thing I would find completely irritating in a story, but in this case it made sense. Thranduil is (in a sense) dead on the inside. 

In a story that deals with issues like grief and loss, it's meaningful to have a character who is so irremediably damaged by them.

(On a side note: I really would have loved to see Thranduil finally getting his hands on those diamonds. I really would have loved to know if it was worth it to him.)
  • Thorin
I was very close to putting this on the list of thinks that stink, but I think that (despite some inconsistencies and one pretty cheesy moment) it was meaningful.

In the movie, the gold sickness pretty much ONLY effects Thorin. And the manner in which it affects him resembles an episode of psychosis: complete with paranoia and hallucinations. 

The thing I don't like about this alteration is that it robs the story of a moral complexity. If you'd like to read more about moral complexity in The Hobbit, I'd like to suggest this post: In Defense of Bilbo Baggins

For Book!Thorin confronting the reality of a five-sided battle is what made him re-evalute his priories. 

(It's one thing to think, "OMGosh I hate those guys I wish they would all just die." and then sitting there, watching it happen.)

Movie!Thorin overcomes Gold Sickness by confronting his own feelings of guilt and inadequacy...by himself...in one scene. 

It sounds cheesy, and I thought it was at first too...

But in Tolkien's world, people become heroes by embracing humility, and the journey Thorin goes on in this version of the story embraces that morality. 

Even though he's a king and he's prideful and he's gained all of this wealth and power


He still sees himself as the guy who was reduced
 to fixing other people's stuff for a living.

 It's clear that Thorin's "pride" at the beginning of the movie is corrupt. It doesn't stem from self-confidence; it exists to cover up some really, really severe self-esteem issues. 

I think the most compelling personal journey in the series is when Thorin chooses to drop that facade. Thorin chooses a humility and, unlike the hobbit main characters in the story, it does not come naturally to him. But ultimately, it's a choice of self-acceptance and self-affirmation. 

There is a saying I read that goes: "True pride and true humility are exactly the same thing."

Subconsciously I think I've always realized this, but in recent years I've come to know that it's not a concept that a lot of people understand. For that reason, I'm very glad it was included in this movie.

If you'd like to read more about hubris: there's a pretty cool article from Aloha International.

  • Killing the dragon-

It was over in like five minutes, but it was a super intense five minutes...not like they were trying to get it over with. The fact that they were able to reinforce a father/child trust relationship in the midst of all that was amazing.

  • Romantic Subplot
People who are not fond of this romance will hate this movie. The story-arc pretty much follows their most negative expectations...



(It's a straight up love story. Not even a love triangle. Tauriel never loved Legolas I don't know why people kept thinking that she did, she seemed totally uncomfortable and weirded out when thranduil suggests it And Legolas discovers that his feelings for Tauriel because he identifies her with his mother.) 
As a person who never hated the idea of romance in this story, I was not at all offended. In fact I thought it was really meaningful. 

Remember that Hobbit Radio Drama from BBC I mentioned in my last post?

(No mormonhippie, I don't.

The radio drama introduces Rivendell as a community of elves with mixed-race heritage and introduces the king of Rivendell "Elrond Half-elven". 

Well, I automatically assumed that some of their ancestors were dwarves. So it wasn't hard for me to imagine a dwarf/elf relationship when I was first exposed to the story.

Nowhere in Tolkien's work is the possibility of such a union contradicted and the one time this elf chick's jealous elf-boyfriend says anything like "elves and mortals aren't supposed to get married except for, like, one or two times" (In The Children of Hurin)...Tolkien contradicts that by creating a whole other community of mortal half-elves (in Return of the King). This leads me to believe that inter-racial marriage in middle earth was fairly common, even though it probably wasn't talked about a whole lot. 

So, as a response to the question, "Why did they need an elf/dwarf romance??" 

 In a story that's about the importance of compromise, reconciling differences, and appreciating the beauty in other people I say:

"WHY THE HECK NOT??!?!?!"

Can't think of anything that could present these themes in a better way than an inter-racial romance. And although it didn't quite turn out the way I thought it would, it emphasized a sense of the sense of permanent personal loss that was absent in other aspects of the story.




*On a side note: 


Elrond, man...can you imagine what it would be like
 to watch your TWIN brother grow old and die 
while you stay young forever? #ugh #feels


I'm not saying these were improvements upon the book, because most of them are not. But I do understand why these alterations were made and I believe they were appropriate given the change from literary to cinematic format. 

And Now... 

The Things That Stink about "The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies"


  • Music
I really didn't notice any new themes when  I watched he movie. I bought the soundtrack on CD to try and listen to it more closely...and the first CD sounds like relaxing background music.

 Kinda lame, especially when most of the movie is fight scenes and all they can play is 'LET'S ALL FREAKING FALL ASLEEP' music

I guess after 5 movies you run out of ideas.

Sad story: The second CD (the one with the credit's song that I really wanted to listen to) split in half before we could even take it out of the container.

 /Cry. 

Billy Boyd has a fantastic voice and the song that he sings during the credits is a lovely tribute to all the people who've spent their lives creating these movies. 

  • Azog and Bolg, The Albino Goblins Who Magically Transformed Into Orcs...
They finally mention that these two guys are family (Legolas refers to Bolg as "the spawn of Azog" ) 
But that's about it.  The Book!Hobbit provided this excellent template for exploring the fact that goblins and orcs are people (I mean...corrupt evil people but still) . I think it would have been cool if Bolg's motivation were seeking revenge for the death of his dad (like in the book). But that road was not taken, and I'm disappointed.  

  • Bilbo
In terms of acting, I think this movie might be the first time I looked at the character and saw Bilbo and not Martin Freeman (and that was mostly due to his interaction's with Thorin). It's unfortunate that, as far as characterization, Bilbo never succeeds on his own merits. 

 Like I have mentioned before, I don't think this is the actor's fault. The writers gutted Bilbo's personality and either deleted or redistributed everything that made him a unique and engaging character to character's like Tauriel or Legolas. 

His character arc began and finished in the first film, and quality of this series has suffered for it.
  • The Battle

I'm not going to go into detail on this one; I'm just going to say that Professor Tolkien wrote out a very involved, dynamic, and compelling battle scene... that I would have LOVED to see on screen...and the filmmakers pretty much scrapped it. Also, it really stinks that Wargs aren't represented as one of the five armies, I liked the idea that wargs are sentient and have their own government and everything, but no...in the movies they're just cool looking horses. 

One thing I did like was that Bilbo was a bit more involved and didn't get knocked out until the end.  

  • Pacing (I'm not talking about people walking back and forth, or that actor who plays Thranduil)

An adverse effect of stretching one small book into three big movies is that you have to fill the movies with fluff. (I wouldn't mind the fluff if they included the parts of the story with substance as well; unfortunately they don't) 

But there is another problem as well-

Do you remember this moment? 



(The Bilbo/Thorin hug?)


It's sweet



And awkward.



And says a lot about their relationship.

In the book, there is no single definite moment in which Bilbo "wins" Thorin's affection and friendship. Bilbo and Thorin don't emotionally get to the "Hug" stage until the final act. 


It's sweet


Because Bilbo has been hungering for acceptance and respect since day #1. He's no longer the dorky little brother who needs protecting, Thorin makes it clear that he's respected and valued as an equal.

It's awkward 

Because Bilbo is contemplating treachery. He's just spend this whole book building these relationships with these people and he's about to give it all up. 

It's gut-wrenching and ultimately tragic and it did not translate well to the movie because they built the Thorin/Bilbo relationship in one scene two movies ago.
  • Alfrid Wormtongue (I don't care if that's not his real last name)



    This character started out pretty interesting. He's an a bit of an inept opportunist; he's not evil, but he's not particularly noble or good. He's morally ambigous and, at the start, it makes him a breath of fresh air. 

    Until his third fourth FIFTH vignette...Then you're just hoping he dies as soon as possible. 

    • Good vs. Evil
    This aspect of the story wouldn't have been so bad IF THE HOBBIT WERE IN FACT A STORY ABOUT GOOD and EVIL...

    I'm very embarrassed that some fairly intelligent people (Like Peter Jackson, the three movie reviewers I read today, and millions of movie-viewers all over the world) think that this story is about good and evil

    Guys....


    The Lord of The Rings is a story about Good vs. Evil...




    The Hobbit is a story about Right vs. Wrong




    That may seem nitpicky, but it's an important distinction. None of the characters are confronting evil, they are confronting each other (and themselves).

    Conclusion:


    This movie would have been absolutely wonderful if it weren't for the book. The book, according to new line cinema, is a pesky juvenile fairytale novella that  just isn't worthy of the big screen...that is...until Peter Jackson came along and fixed it.

    To be fair, Peter Jackson didn't want to do the job; and I have the feeling that, instead of resigning himself to it as an obligation...as something that he had to do...

    he owned it... (a little too much so)

    Like, 'If I'm going to do this job, I'm going to do it my way.'

    I can't say I resent him for pressing his advantage, especially when he's sacrificed so much of his life and health for something that he apparently didn't want to do in the first place.


    I am a bit pissed at people who look down on The Hobbit because it's a more of a fairy tale that just happens to exist in a world of high fantasy. This is not an opinion that was created by the hobbit-movies, but I am seeing it expressed more as people are exploring the source material for the hobbit movies and finding something lacking.

    (If you have a general distaste for fairy tales...and I mean, like, Grim-Brothers stuff...the old folk-tales type stuff but hold High Fantasy in regard....PHLEESE DO NOT READ THE HOBBIT!!!

    I would also recommend that you refrain from reading The Smith of Wootton Major, Leaf by Niggle or any of JRR Tolkien's works outside of The Lord of the Rings.

    These stories will NOT live up to your expectations, PLEASE DON'T READ THEM....

    also you suck)


    It wouldn't be so bad if these movies weren't called "The Hobbit: [Insert Subtitle Here]" That title suggests the story is actually about one particular character having all these things happen to him....

    and that's NOT what these movies are about.

    I used to think it would be cool if they made a movie called "Thorin and Company" (because it sounds cool) and it would emphasize this colorful group of people and the different roles each member had (with emphasis on the burglar, of course). That would be epic... (I need to make a poster)

    But that's not even what this movie did.


    A lot of people like to pretend that Peter Jackson was using Tolkien's unfinished tales/history of middle earth to "fluff" the hobbit story with a history of middle earth (like Thorin's backstory, Thranduil's people, and Azog's background etc.)


    (by people who like to fool themselves into thinking that The Hobbit films honor Tolkien's vision of middle earth) 

     if that's the case, he did a pretty bad job at that because those storylines were misrepresented as well.


    So what does this movie NOT suck at?

    It's good fanfiction.

    I don't mean this in a disrespectful way (not all fanfiction is bad) but it's less of an adaption than it is a re-creation. 

    I can accept it as an affectionate nod to Tolkien (or rather the Lord of the Rings movies), but it does not necessarily honor the source material. 

    Tuesday, February 4, 2014

    Australian Adventure: Sydney

    After we got through customs, Red got us week-long train/bus/ferry passes and we traveled to a suburb about an hour away from the city called Cambelltown.

    I'm not partial to the suburban communities, but if I ever have to live in one I'd like to live the way our landlords did.

    We stayed in a travel trailer in this back yard. But the backyard was also a garden with vegetables and other plants, a fountain, a grape arbor, a separate room that served as a meditation retreat, a small bathroom to the side and even a small chicken coop in the corner. (The only thing missing was a Koi Pond.)

    Whenever I opened the door of the trailer it seemed like one of the couple's toy poodles was out there to see what I was up to.

    Everything seemed to be overflowing with life. Its extremely difficult to get plants to grow that way where I am from. It was a peaceful setting and very beautiful.

    All we did there was pretty much introduce ourselves and drop off our stuff, but the gentleman was nice enough to drive us back to the train station and advise us to be careful not to hang around the train station too long after dark.

    After getting back to the city, Red decided we would walk through Hyde Park on our way to a place called Darling Point (at least I think that was what it was called, it was either that or The Rocks but they're nearby each other). But first we stopped by Coles and got food.

    (Coles is not a clothes store, its a grocery store in AU)

    We got fruit and I think stuff to make sandwiches (white bread and canned chicken are popular cuisine choices for Red).

    Afterward we walked through the urban areas and I proceeded to get completely lost in the city.
    (not in a good way)

    I was completely disoriented as to which direction we were going. We would turn down a lane or cross a street and turn again. I was sure at several points we were going in circles. I felt out of control and I didn't like it.

    Walking through Hyde Park, we stopped and went through the ANZAC Memorial.

    (it's sideways because the computer won't let met turn it...Red took the picture.)

     Its for the soldiers from Australia and New Zealand Armies. Started during WWI, when troops from AU and NZ made a batallion to serve in the war. It was apparently a period of time that helped the country define its cultural identity: even though AU was originally a place for outcasts of the British empire, the people of Australia were eager to help the mother country in the war effort. The memorial is a patriotic icon.


    It would have been really nice but the whole time we were exploring it we were also carrying these great sacks of food in our hands. It felt really out of place. Like going through the Lincolin Memorial with a shopping cart (which im sure people have done before but i don't think its a good idea)
    (Nothing like exploring a war memorial with your groceries)

    Then we ate lunch next to Capt. Cook :)

    Red was trying to psych me up for this "really cool" thing that turned out to be an underground moving platform :-|



    It was pretty long and the walls were painted with new-agey stuff. Red was trying to make the experience a suprise but it didn't work out the way she expected. When we got to the end there was a parking garage, we took an elevator to the open are where a whole bunch of people were standing around.

    She said "OK just imagine all of these people aren't here and you can see a hill, the hill is actually the top of a parking garage."

    (The hill/park is called "the domain".)

    I didn't appreciate this 9th wonder of the world at the time because there were a whole bunch of people standing round us so I couldn't see the hill.

    We walked past a bunch of other things (Like a prison and a fountain and a HUGE library and a few other things). Since we were carrying bags and I wasn't dressed nice I didn't want to go inside St Mary's Cathedral (We did go later Tho.)




    Then we passed Circular Quay. (I kept pronouncing this place wrong Quay is pronounced like the thing you use to.start your car and pretty much means "a line" as in "to line boats up next to a dock" presumably "Circular Quay" refers to the fact that the dock is shaped in a half-circle, and the boats will have to "line up in a circle" in order to dock.)

    Circular Quey is located RIGHT NEXT TO Darling Point. And there is a train station at Circular Quey. So we could have skipped walking through that expansive urban area if we'd we'd started from this point and gone to Hyde Park from here.


    Dammit.

    Then we found a nice comfy place on the pavement and sat there for the next 8 hours 30 minutes.
    I was exhausted in body and mind. And since I'd stopped moving about I was starting to feel it.


    I laid down for a while, but as the place started to get more crowded Red insisted I sit or stand.

    "You shouldn't be tired, you slept on the plane."

    (I should have prayed for the Lord to give me patience. But as it was, I didn't kill Red, so I guess it turned out OK.)

    The fireworks came from all different directions: from the opera house in front of us, from the Sydney Harbor bridge to our left, and from some undetermined point behind us.

    They had some go off at 9 pm and some people left after that. We got a little closer to the shoreline before things got really really crowded again.





    Besides the fireworks, there was this really cool stunt airplane flying about the harbor early in the evening and this extremely annoying and repetitive beatbox music coming from an outdoor pub that persisted throughout the entire period of the time we were there.


    The fireworks were pretty cool, but not something I'd ever do again.

    On New Years Day we got to sleep and later went to the Sydney Eye. Red said it wasn't that cool, but it was important to me to try to get oriented to the city since I'd done a pretty bad job at it upon my arrival.



    I wrote some postcards for my family (That I'd gotten at Woolworths, which is another supermarket there), but couldn't send them off at the highest freaking postbox in the southern hemisphere because when I asked if they sold international stamps they said no :(

    It was about this time Red encouraged me to start sharing the experience on FB. I tried to make at least one post a day saying stuff about my trip. I also tried to keep a journal.

    We also went to the Queen Victoria Building, which is a Mall right in the middle of a bunch of streets. The pedestrian traffic is so heavy there, they actually stop all four lanes of the intersection near the entrance so people coming from all different directions can get across.





    Later we walked across the Harbor Bridge (The one you are allowed to walk across).


     And went to a place called Luna Park: Which is a legit 1930's style amusement park. I guess Red had been there a few times just people watching, but after seeing the anti-gravity one we decided to try a sampler of two of the rides.


    The anti gravity one was like being spinned around the inside of a huge bucket so you stick to the walls and the floor beneath you drops. Red was a lot more courageous then i was. She was moving all about and I just wiggled my arms a bit. It was still really fun.

    Afterwards we went on a ferris wheel and annoyed the whole world by yelling "Hi!" and waving to random people as if they were the long lost family member we'd been dying to see every time our gondola came down to earth.

    One of the days on our way back on the train, we stopped at an outback steakhouse (just to see what it was like cuz you know, it's themed australian) and surprisingly enough they don't try very hard to convince you of that, it actually looks like a regular diner inside...
    (In my home country, these would be labeled "mate" and "shelia")

    We went along the Sydney Heritage Walk to a place called "the rocks" which is where all these really really old buildings are from when the convicts first came there and they built all their buildings out of...you guessed it

    Rocks.


    Next we went hiking at the Blue Mountians.  They look a lot like what I think the Grand Canyon might have looked thousands of years ago: covered gum and evergreen trees, a lovely temprate rainforest. And because the trees are so oily, there is a blue-haze when you look out into the distance ("That's why they're called the blue mountians!")

    Its also my living vision for Mirkwood.

    It was a pretty steep climb down (I was clinging to the side rail on account of my poor footing)

    Luckily, we were able to ride a rail on the way back up. (We even lived dangerously and tilted the seats 'suicide'-style.)
    Unfortunately I don't currently have any pictures of this leg of our journey because my camera decided to malfunction that day.

    Sadness


    We went to Manly Beach via ferry. It was pretty funny because we would walk past businesses there and they were called things like "Manly Beauty Parlour".

    Gotta love australia and their hugely creative place-names! The beach was pretty crowded, but Red said it isn't most of the year (it is summer in December and January down there and also it was new years holiday)


    (We didn't swim that day)

    We also took the 'free tour' at the maritime museum (which pretty much consists of walking around the lobby, gift shop, and the haurbor lining it.) If we'd gotten there earlier in the day I would have paid to go inside because there was a Viking exhibit and I have another Ginger sister who loves Vikings and I'd have loved to tell her about it. As it was, I did get a few viking replica things in the gift shop. The historical boats.outside were pretty cool too. One of them was used as a refugee ship during WW2.

    It was somewhere around this time that Sherlock Season 3: Episode 1 came out. Our And because I followed the right people on tumblr, my newsfeed was blasted with these glorious gifs of Benedict Cumberbatch long into the early, early, early hours of the morning.



    Red and I are single, and virtually every time we walked past a male who in Red's eyes is reasonably attractive she would try to draw my attention to him.

    Eventually the interactions would go something like this:

    Red: "Hey, look at that cute boy over there!"

    Ebster: "Is it Benedict Cumberbatch jumping through a window?"

    Red: "No."

    Ebster: "Then I DON'T CARE."

    Over the weekend, our train had track service so travelers would have to get off and take a bus part of the way. This made he 1 hour trip wards of three hours. Gratefully, we'd decided to go camping on an island in the bay where they used to have a prison, make war ships, and had a school for girls...(not all at the same time, obviously)

    It was a really pretty place, and you can do a lot of exploring of these huge old industrial buildings and prison ruins. I kept thinking that there are a lot of places like that in the states (Like the Russian River Fort in Northern California, which I was fortunate enough to see and explore...before it got locked up) But they are locked up and no one actually gets to explore them in the same way.







    It was breeding season for the seabirds on Cockatoo Island, so they were super-aggressive and territorial, we got harassed by them several times. (Once at night, while Red and I were ghost-hunting, which was very very funny).

    The next day we went to church. It was testimony meeting sunday, which is when members of the congregation are invited to the pulpit. Sometimes it is very uplifting, and people share a devotional, a scripture or a spiritual experience. Other times people use it as a way to introduce themselves whilst crying. This meeting was a little bit of both. We stayed for the whole three hours.

    The church was in a tall city building, which was kinda cool and different from what I'm used to.


    Afterward we went to the Botanical Gardens and the Opera House (which is actually peach colored-looking, I'd always thought it was silver/white).


    The park on the way there is like a fourm set up for public display and debate. I met a guy who advocates the translation of english into a photonic (sound based) language. And saw a guy named Mr Bashful who didn't seem all that bashful at all.
     (They have this weird automatic bathroom thing.That was a bit freaky.)



    There was also a display on the conversion of energy to matter using the egyption god horus: it showed how different symbols in his icon were meant to represent different steps in the process.

    All very fascinating.

    At the botanical guardens, there were these pools in the botanical guarden with fish and eels in them. The eels look like really long fish...like snake-fish...but their faces were pretty similar. I kept saying stupid things to Red, such as "Do you hear that, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! They always make that sound when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

    (But we fed them breadcrumbs from the ruined loaf of white bread instead).

    The last day we went to Bondi (the last letter is pronounced like the letter itself, it does not take the place, or have the value of the letter Y. (Which I think is dumb).

    And my camera broke (which was also dumb)

    We also went to a bunch of other places along the coastline, including a place that is so notourios as a place to commit suicide that there are cameras set up along the cliffside walk. Very, very sad. But also fascinating, because I'm morbid like that.

    The next day we flew to Melborne.

    Edit: a few more pictures just cuz I want to..
     (St Mary's Cathedral)
    (Red Punching a T-Rex during our "free tour" of a sydney museum)
    A Lovely Cockatoo Island Sunset 

    (This is the outside wall of a big, tall "green" building)

    We also went to a cool art museum, but unfortunately it was illegal to take pictures there.

    I learned about an art series called 100 aspects of the moon, it was beautiful and I loved the the asian folk tales behind each of the pieces I saw.

    I also saw a big huge version of this touching picture:

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